Note to trigger-happy lawyers: This is a PARODY site, protected under one of those little ammendments that Ashcroft has taken away from us. Lawsuits make baby Jesus cry.
What is this all about?
When x10 first started doing pop-under ads on Yahoo, my first thought was "Protect your family from the dangerous supermodels lurking outside!" Like most, I ignored these ads. Then one day the thought popped into my mind: these ads are essentially very, very softcore porn. So why not ratchet up the level of porn in the ads? Thus this site was born.
How do you do this?
When I see an ad I want to spoof, I use IE's "Save As" function to save it to disk. I then edit the file, take out all links, and replace the moving image with an animated porn image. This is done by finding the right porn pic, editing it in Photoshop to create a tall picture with the width of the original animation, then chopping it up into overlapping pics to make it look flowing. Then it's all combined in GIF Construction Set to make the up-down movement.
WHY do you do this?
I'm a sick, sick man.
Why do all the animations look grainy and crappy?
I use animated GIFs instead of x10's Shockwave animations, and they're optimized for size, not quality. If you want better quality porn, get the Spice channel.
Where do you get your porn from?
The Hun -- lots of cool free shit with no popups or other annoying crap! (No, this isn't an ad for them)
